super bowl themed party!
Winners! Grinners! Losers! Nothing rhymes with losers!
Its time for Super Bowl fever to hit again! Nothing is more American than a Super Bowl celebration. Not even Mac and Cheese. Football theme decor. An NFL themed party. Football movie theme props. Hosting a Super Bowl themed party is a sacred act. So you will be needing all of the above.
Whether you like football or not, going to one of these events is a certainty. Football fans of any team will love this smorgasbord of football decor and props. Take your big game experience to the next level.
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For those who are unsure of how to behave at an NFL themed party, there are rules to watching football with other people. Inevitably, there will be fans at your party who get a little rowdy. Uncharacteristically vocal. Screaming things that almost definitely annoy everyone. Then there are the ones who get nervous. Or throw stuff. Or do superstitious things they inherently know won’t actually influence the game’s outcome, but do them anyway, just in case.
This column is for those American heroes who are doing the actual hosting. You are what make this country the greatest in the world on any measurement by a significant margin. So, here are some tips on how to plan your own Urban Football Utopia.
You Cannot Over-Decorate. This is important, football theme decor can never be too much. When hosting one of these things, expect a long evening. With the game starting at 6.30PM, you will find many people arrive around 4.30. NFL themed party decor must blast them through the goal posts immediately. Stunning movie theme props to fire up them up as they walk in. You don’t want there to be silence at the start of the game. Anyone who shows up close to the bounce can sit at the back.
By 8.30pm, people will be up or down. They’re celebrating or drowning the searing pain of loss. Using alcohol to numb that sad feeling that never really goes away. Your football theme decor must remind everyone that there is life after a Super Bowl loss, as hard as that is to believe. For the winners, well, let them rub everyone else’s nose in it. Let them take their photos in front at this NFL themed party.
nfl themed party
You Must Have a Good Television. Don’t have a big TV? Then don’t host. Anything below 60 inch means you’re just not ready to host one of these things. Work harder, we’ve got those too. If you go ahead with a small TV, you will be committing the biggest act of social suicide you can in this day and age. People will be talking about you for months, possibly years.
“Yeah, we went to that Super Bowl themed party and there were all these people there but they only had a tiny TV and no one got to see the game properly.”
“Oh, my goodness. Are you ok? What did you do?”
“Well, I just wanted to leave the minute I saw the TV, but my wife said we had to stay given this could be the last Super Bowl the host ever sees, after the size of this TV. The football movie theme props totally saved our day”
“I hate to say it, but thank goodness for that football theme decor right?”
“I know. It totally saved that party.”
If you really want to be a hero hire a projector or have more than one TV. Having a second or third TV strategically placed is the greatest thing you can ever do. Along with some strategically placed football movie theme props.
Single Friends Want Other Singles There. When you host one an NFL themed party like this, make sure you also have singles there who do not know each other. Even if none of them hook up, watching it all unfold is just what you need to take your mind off the fact your team has less chance of making a Super Bowl game than a hair straightener does.
football movie theme props
The Football is the Focus. People want to watch the Super Bowl. Before and during the game, socializing, eating and possibly drinking, all take a back seat. Plan the day carefully. Surround your guests with movie theme props. Asking someone to do anything other than watch the game and admire the football props is the worst thing you can ever do in your entire life. Ever.
Next, have plenty of drinks and snacks handy. Make that part of your football theme decor as well. Someone wants food while the game is on? There’s the bowl of chips and there are the dips. You want a drink? You know where the fruit punch is. Having a heart attack? Have it outside, buddy.
You are well within your rights to ignore your guests’ needs during the game, as long as they can access food and drink themselves. You are not a waiter.
Catering. Most important when the game is done. The medals are being handed out. Team adoration has begun. At this point, many hosts have no more food and think it’s over. This is a rookie mistake. At about 9.00pm everyone will be hungry again. This is the time you offer the next session. People will think you are the Messiah at this point. make the winning team flag the centerpiece of the buffet. Be ready for another serving at 11pm and possibly a 1am sitting too. The 1am sitting is where you will cash in on the salad. Remember, you will have salad left over whether you started with ten salads or none.
Conclusion. Yes, hosting a Super Bowl themed party is a divine act. Do not take it lightly.
